Monday, 16 February 2009
Why Brian Noble is even more of a pillock than usual.
Noble's way is all about abandoning the current scholarships and academys, and poaching players from the other code. These youngsters will either have to live away from home, or come from the books of Sale Sharks, who are the nearest Guinness Premiership side in the country to either Lancashire or Yorkshire. For Harlequins, Celtic and Catalan, Noble's comments will proably please them more than anyone else in RL. All three clubs are situated in RU dominated areas, and the majority of their young players probably played union before seeing the light.
The fact of the matter is, Noble's comment is unfeasable. For a club expected to pay £50,000 for a young union player with potential is simply not good business. If he wises to do that with Wigan, the so be it. But to publically come out and say on television what he did, those reading between the lines will know that he is unhappy with what the British RL game has to offer in terms of development.
Is it time to change the way young players are grown in this country?
Monday, 9 February 2009
A Tap on the Twenty: Poll results.
Results
I love the format: 11% (1)
I like it, but I think it has its disadvantages: 33% (3)
I'm staying neutral of this topic: 0% (0)
I don't like it, but I can see the advantages to it: 22% (2)
I hate it the format: 33% (3)
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
Super League XIV preview
Bradford
For the past two years I have been adamant that Bradford will under perform and are slowly back tracking from the great side they once were. Ever since Brain Noble left, they have never reproduced the form they once had. Back then they had the biggest and most fearsome pack in the competition. Since then, they seem to have done a Fern Britton and lost more than a few pounds. having said that, this year they seem to have made it up with speed in the backs.
Prediction: 6th
Castleford
Surprised a few teams last year and I believe that it set the foundations for a promising year in 2009. Signings look promising, while a bit of deadwood has been shifted in the likes of Luke Dorn et al. They won't make the play offs, but with an extra two teams added to the competition, they should be looking for a few more wins.
Prediction: 13th
Catalan
Its easy to say Catalan overanchived last year, but I can see them repeating that feat this year as well. Its never easy to go to the south of France and take points away. In fact last year, Catalan did the basic thing in achieving success and thats win your home games. Only ten points were taken away from Perpignan last year in total, turning their renovated home ground into a mini fortress. They will miss Mick Potter, but if they make playing in the south of France difficult for visiting teams again, they will go far.
Prediction: 3rd
Celtic
The new Welsh side have it all to do this year. Many Championship sides feel done over by the licensing that allowed Celtic into Super League, but overall few will be complaining if the back room staff make a success of the club. In fairness, they have recruited pretty well. Mark Bryant, Stephen Tyrer and the promising Matty Smith is mixing youth with experience in a side that is by far and away looking to the future.
Prediction: 14th
Harlequins
I worry for Harlequins this year. They don't seem to have made any improvements to their side and seemed to be thankful for finishing 9th last year. Brian McDermott has been talking up Harlequins' prospects of a good season by claiming they can make the Grand Final. I personally can't them coming close to the play offs. They have lost a lot of pace and don't seem to have replaced it.
Prediction: 10th
Huddersfield
New coach, Nathan Brown, is not afraid of mincing his words when it comes down to the nitty gritty. Last year as coach of St George-Illawarra, he led an outburst that criticised Melbourne's style of play. It will be tight but they can make the play offs. I think Brown will make sure they do, with his key signing Brett Hodgson. Had Todd Carney been granted a visa, they would be looking for a top six finish giving them home advantage in the first play off game.
Prediction: 8th
Hull FC
You know, I could have sworn I rated this team highly 12 months ago. A total self destruction hampered their league season, but showed they have what it takes to make a major final by travelling to Wembley. I think Shaun Berrigan can step into the form he had at Brisbane this year. Chris Thorman adds a different dimension compared to Adam Dykes while Tongan star, Sam Moa adds size to the pack in the absence of Gareth Carvell.
Prediction: 7th
Hull KR
While writing a draft for this piece, it was really difficult trying to support an argument for Hull KR to make the play offs. But thats not supposed to be a criticism, believe it or not. They have one of the best coaches in the league, their fair share of international players and fans that deserve to see their side reaching the hights to Super League. But the writing doesn't seem to be on the wall for KR to make the eight. For me, theres something missing that can change KR from a play off contender, to a really dominant side. If I know what it was, I'd tell you.
Prediction: 9th
Leeds
Once again, and to the surprise of many, Leeds go into their new campaign as re-crowned champions. Two weeks after their first play off game at Saints, it looked like the home side would run away with the trophy at Old Trafford as well. To make things worse for the rest of Super League, they seem to have recruited very well. Greg Eastwood would be their best signing of the off season had they not snapped up Danny Buderus as well. Eastwood is a straight swap for the departed Gareth Ellis, while Buderus is likely to restrict Matt Diskin's playing time. If they can reproduce a Cunningham-Roby partnership, Leeds will have no trouble becoming the first side to win Super League three times in a row.
Prediction: 1st
Salford
Last years National League 1 winners, and in dramatic style against their Welsh Super League opponents this year. It seems as a result, Shaun McRae has recruited extremely well. He has picked up workhorse Rob Parker, Saints supreme scorer Willie Talau, Ray Cashmere and Jeremy Smith. Although I'm pretty sure McRae signed the wrong Jeremy Smith, this one came from South Sydney. Either way, with the experience of Robbie Paul and the youth of Richard Myler, Salford could be looking to challenge for a play off spot.
Prediction: 10th
St Helens
Nothing gave the rest of Lancashire more pleasure than seeing Sainst fall to Leeds for the second time in a row when they were odds on favourites to take Super League. This year Sainst will not dominate the year like they are used to. Paul Sculthorpe has left for good and cannot influence the dressing room, while the dangerous left hand partnership between Francis Meli and Willie Talau has been broken up. Fozzard loses them go forward, although that has been replaced by Tony Puletua. A new coach may also take time to used to, especially with a brand new squad.
Prediction: 2nd
Wakefield
I hate to bring this up, but how will the death of Adam Watene affect the rest of the squad? As professional sportsmen, it will make sence for them to dust themselves off and really give it a go in his memory. On paper, however, they don't look like a team capable of achieving a play off place despite falling a few rounds short mathematically.
Prediction: 11th
Warrington
They still have their disapponting big name players in Matt King and Michael Monaghan, but this year there has been very little noise coming from the players and coaching staff this year. Maybe all the energy is going into preperation instead of bigging themselves up like they have done for the past two seasons. The major loss is Rob Parker, but he has been replaced by Gareth Carvell. At the same time, Mark Gleeson's replacement is the critially accliamed Micky Higham. Wigan fans were really disappointed to see the hooker go, but what is Wigan's loss is surley Warrington's gain?
Prediction: 5th
Wigan
A number of Wigan's key players need to stand up and be counted this season. Stuart Fielden is one noticable example. His last two good performances were against Wests in the 2006 WCC and in his Wigan debut the same year. Since then, he has lost his international shirt and become the subject of a large amount of riddicule since being hit in the face by Willie Mason. Gareth Hock and Sean O'Loughlin have never really lived up to their big name status either. Brian Noble must get the best out of these players, or new signings Mark Riddell and Amos Roberts must be wondering what they have signed up for.
Prediction: 4th
Sunday, 1 February 2009
Can anyting more bizzare happen in Rugby League during 2009?
February
In the build up to the World Club Challenge, Manly coach Des Hassler accidentally picks up the wrong set of notes in preparation for a press conference ahead of the big game the following month. Instead of saying he is "confident of winning the match" and "preparation couldn't have been better", he reads out a list of reasons why Manly have lost the match before it has even kicked off. A small selection of excuses include "its too cold", "we were unprepared", and my personal favourite "half the squad didn't have a visa to enter the UK".
March
Ashley Klein is appointed one of two referees in charge of Cronulla Sharks' opening game of the NRL season. Ricky Stuart praises both referees despite losing 22-23, and the drop goal not even passing in between the posts in the final second of extra time.
Toulouse open their Championship season with a comfortable win over other Super League licence rejectees, Widnes, at The Stobart Stadium. The away fans begin to taunt the home fans by singing popular terrace chants such as "Super Ligue, vous rencontrez un éclat de rire", "Petite ville de Runcorn" and "nous pouvons vous voir furtivement à." God bless the French sence humour.
April
The RFL announce the Challenge Cup fifth round draw will be in Leeds and broadcast live on the BBC. This is despite reports circulating afterwards in newspapers and on the web that reporters and other broadcasters were locked in a steel cage guarded by several hungry tigers, a moat of viscous sharks and a pissed up Ray French, in between the times the draw was actually made and when it was broadcast. Neil Barker of the Manchester Evening News uses the time to ponder his future in journalism, and completes a life long ambition to become a hair dresser.
The Easter Bunny makes a welcome early appearance for a certain class of people ahead of the Good Friday clash between Wigan and St Helens. Unfortunately, Dave Wheelan double books The JJB Stadium and at the expense of Rugby League, it becomes the first venue to host the 'World Fattest Hooker' competition. The RFL agree the winner out of Keiron Cunningham and Mark Riddell will take the two Super League points back home to their respective clubs.
May
Murrayfield Magic is hailed as a success by The RFL despite a total attendance of 8,373 over two days. As the weekend progresses, the pitch becomes more unplayable thanks to Scotland's traditional Bank Holiday weather. Before the final match, Warrington coach, James Lowes, agrees to let his players run out in camo gear and a paintball gun before fighting in the trenches dug up by the Catalan side as they tried to surrender in the preceding game against Leeds.
Wayne Bennett is unable to mastermind another win for New Zealand as the World Champions go down in the annual Anzac Test in Brisbane. Stephen Kearney refuses to blame referee, Steve Ganson, in the after match press conference but is eventually sacked by the NZRL after an aggressive outburst towards Mr Ganson in a hotel lobby, as witnessed by several RLIF and ARL officials.
June
Due to the success of Murrayfield Magic, The RFL announce there will be a new team from Scotland being brought into the Championship 1 league for 2010. Nigel Woods says, "The team will be based in the Isle of Lewis and will be made up of anyone we can find that might have the characteristics of a Neanderthal." Surprisingly, traditionalists fans are supportive of the idea as it the one ground in the country that stays in winter all year round. As a result, rumours begin to circulate that multi-billionaire, Kris Kringle, is attempting to form a club in in the Lapland region of Finland.
Exiled-Kiwi, Sonny Bill Williams finally attempts to break his contract with French rugby union side, RC Toulonnais. Despite being linked with Catalan, Toulouse and the rest of Super League, Williams signs for French Elite Two Championship side, Montpellier Red Devils. Several days later, Williams deserts his new club and moves back to New Zealand just in time for when the New Zealand government pass a law to bring back capital punishment for treason.
July
The Northern Rail Nines competition is a surprising success as the attendance is actually higher than in the Northern Rail Cup final itself. York City Knights take the inaugural crown but the trophy is sold to an Polish prostitute working in one of Blackpool's back streets. When asked about the whereabouts of the trophy, an unknown player is quoted saying, "It'll have been melted down and used as a silver g-string by now. If you'd have seen the woman, you wouldn't want it back."
The NRL abandon the two referees system in an emergency meeting after New South Wales win the State of Origin series after a penalty was incorrectly awarded to NSW. In a statement, Colin Love said, "It is unacceptable that a sporting match should be the subject of such controversy. Referees should not make mistakes and should therefore be the subject to a week in the stocks before being let free again. Its either that, or sending them to England like we did with Ashley Klein. Having said that, he didn't half screw us over in the World Cup."
August
The RFU announces that from the 2009/10 season it will be using a top six play off system to decide the winners of its top flight league. An RFU spokesman says, "We developed this highly exciting system to extend the competition by just a few weeks to give the fans a tense end to a long campaign. The play off system, as developed by the bosses at Twickenham (!), will see the top two teams given a rest for a week while the remaining four will go through a process of elimination to find out who will face the loser of the top two. The winner of that game will face the other top two side in the final. England coach, Martin Johnson says, "This is a totally original format that has never been used before. I can't believe how smart the people I work with are. They invented the Video Referee, they invented professionalism in rugby and now they have come up with this. Its remarkable."
The Challenge Cup final is put under threat by a freak blizzard, which is in contrast to the previous years final where the temperature was over 30 degrees. York City Knights eventually win the cup, but refuse to comment when asked by a reporter about its whereabouts the day after the final.
September
Paul Wellens, Ade Gardner, Leon Pryce, Rob Burrow, Kevin Sinfield and Danny McGuire all announce their retirement of international Rugby League effective immediately as the build up to the inaugural Four Nations begins. All six players site their reason as "focusing on club rugby" and refuse to attend a warm up camp set up by the RFL as a bonding exercise. Leon Pryce announces he is taking his off season holiday on Sydney's Bondi Beach.
Cronulla win the Minor Premiership in the NRL and things look promising for Ricky Stuart's side ahead of the finals. Unfortunately, being Cronulla, they lose to Souths in the Qualifying Final and then again to Penrith in the following game. Ricky Stuart is sacked after publically blaming the same referee for both losses.
October
Manly win the NRL for the second year in a row defeating opponents, Melbourne. St Helens also lose to Leeds for the third time in a row at Old Trafford. St Helens Chairman, Eamonn McManus (who was against the change in play off format), requests that the play off format be changed on an annual basis until Saints finally win Super League.
Mick Potter is deported from the UK less than 24 hours after his sides loss in the Grand Final due to an unsuccessful visa re-newal.
November
St Helens recruit legendary player, Tom van Vollenhoven as head coach for 2010. Brian Noble is finally sent off the Wigan Mental Instutute for thinking he can ever win anything with Wigan, while Keith Senior marries his year long girlfriend from Australia.
France finish above England in the Four Nations while New Zealand defeat Australia in the final. Rumours begin to circulate the Wayne Bennett cracked a smile.
Sunday, 28 December 2008
Video game review: Rugby League Manager 2008
Website: www.rugbyleaguemanager.com
RLM08 goes into more detail tactically than what CRM did. It allows more advanced moves on the field when players have played with each other more often over the course of the season. This often results in convincing wins, but not all the time. Take heed in selecting your squad for the next game after using advanced tactics, as one of the game's major bugs is it will freeze as you try to select your next 20-man squad.
Unlike RL2: WCE, you have the choice of selecting National League and NRL players to transfer and sell. While selecting Billy Slater and Benji Marshall sounds like heaven, the salary cap puts that idea to bed unless you have a forward pack of kids on £300 a week.
Once you have selected your team, its game time. Possibly the best aspect of the game. Its very similar to Football Manager's old 2-D birds eye view. Presentation is slick, clear and if you select the right options it can go into quite a bit of detail into how well your team is performing. Score lines are realistic and often the three-quarters score the tries. Theres a million and one different options to assess how your team is playing, which really makes this game what it is. A quality programmed game made by one man in his study, possibly on a laptop.
If this game were to be made by a professional studio with a few improvements, it would be one of the best games in the UK market.
Graphics – 7/10
Gameplay – 8/10
Sound – 3/10
Presentation – 8/10
Overall – 7/10
Saturday, 27 December 2008
The First Annual A Tap on the Twenty Awards 2008
The Unofficial 'Reg Reagan Bring Back The Biff' Award: Eric Grothe V Justin Hodges (State of Origin 3)
Try of the Year: Mark Gasnier V New Zealand (May 2008)
Hit of the Year: Josh Perry on Ben Ross (Manly V Cronulla, March 2008)
Match of the Year: Brisbane V Melbourne, NRL finals week 2. (September 2008)
Special Recognition Award: Papua New Guinea
Biggest Disappointment of the Year: England
Team of the Year: Queensland
A Tap on the Twenty's Player of the Year: Brett Webb (Leeds Rhinos)
Monday, 15 December 2008
Video game review: RL2 WC Edition.
Rugby League 2: World Cup Edition.
RRP: £24.46
Developer: Sidhe Interactive
Publisher (UK): Alternative Software.
Rugby League 2 was released on the back of the original title back in 2005. Sidhe exposed many flaws in the original and went about to rectify the situation. Despite it still not matching up to EA’s Rugby franchise it was still an improvement non-the-less. Now Sidhe have come up with another version of the game, only this time don’t get your hopes up.
Franchise Mode is still pretty much the same as it was last time round. You still cannot buy Billy Slater, Greg Inglis and co if you play as Wigan, Saints or any other English side. Likewise, West Tigers fans won’t be able to see what Gareth Ellis looks like in their 2008 jersey. However, Craven Park and Stade Gilbert Brutus have been added along with Twickenham Stoop, Gold Coast’s Skilled Park and Browne Park in Rockhampton. However despite the game being the official game of the RLWC, amazingly the Telstra Dome doesn’t feature where Australia trounced England in Melbourne. Even under the unofficial name of Dockland Stadium it fails to get a mention. It seems little details like this make the game worse than what it really is.
Another example is Catalan still play at the Stade Aimé Giral under default settings and Harlequins still play at Griffin Park. For a 2008 version, they are rather not needed but it’s nice to have them in all the same. Surely it isn’t difficult to make sure attention to detail is accurate. Even Headingley’s Carnegie Stand is not included in the game, having completed construction two years ago in reality. Therefore the game feels rushed, unfinished and, dare I say it, unprofessional.
As ever, Channel Nine’s Andrew Voss takes to the commentary box alone, which sort of makes his commentary seem a bit stop-start. It doesn’t really flow and neither is it any accureate for that matter. Often a hooker passes to the second row and the commentary line is “the second row...passes to...the hooker”. But despite that, the sound isn’t really the worst aspect of this game, but neither is it worth shouting about.
There are some good features to this game, but you have to look hard to find them. For a start the graphics do look a lot cleaner and polished. There is more colour to them than in the last title making it brighter and somehow more of an arcade game than a full on simulator. That said, Sidhe have always wanted this franchise to be enjoyed by more than just a hard core fan base. However this makes the game more enjoyable in a small aspect. In addition to colourful graphics is the tiny but noticeable improvement of the handling. I’m not talking about individual player’s ball handling skill attributes here, I mean how the game feels to control an player. Sidhe have made it faster flowing, but over all the gameplay is only slightly better. Sidhe have limited the amount of times a player “skates” while turning around, so to speak. Therefore the player sliding backwards into touch like he is on Dancing on Ice after collecting the ball is not seen as often, and wingers and fullbacks have even started to leave the ball when it is going into touch. But this can be a bit annoying when the opposition has kicked a 40/20. Another neat addition is the ability to slide the defence around the field and even compress them to bunch around the play the ball area.
The developers have finally read the rule book and allowed advantage to the defending side after a knock on, even if the defending team automatically knocks on straight after. This was one of the standout issues with Rugby League 2 and thankfully it has been eliminated. But one more serious issue remains, and that is when a player receives the ball from acting half back and intends to kick, he turn to the side as the kicking button is pressed and force you into kicking the ball as far to one side as the curser allows to gain yards. This, more often than not, results in a kick out on the full. It’s a glitch in the game that still hasn’t be ironed out and is one of the more frustrating things about the game. Also the cut scenes need re-thinking. I’m all for a bit of animation and players congratulating each other. Its much better then in the original game where there are virtually none except the try scorer moving his arms in the air like a puppet. But is there any need to the title of the game to come up in between them? The game doesn’t flow with them in and again, it’s another question about professionalism. If you look at the likes of FIFA or Pro Evo, their goal celebrations flow smoothly after a goal is scored without the pop-up title. It’s not needed and its certainty not liked.
And on that note its time to summarise. Many tiny aspects of gameplay have been improved, but the game lets itself down in presentation and attention to detail. This could have been an improvement, but instead it lacks any real sense of existence.
Graphics – 6/10
Gameplay – 7/10
Sound – 6/10
Presentation – 6/10
Overall – 6/10